HERE'S MY THOUGHTS ON THE NEW TV GUIDE FEATURING HOUSE AND THE CUNT PARADE:

MY HATRED OF TV GUIDE IS NOT A SECRET, AND NOW IT GROWS. EVERY TIME SOMETHING WITH A VAGINA GETS NEAR HOUSE, TV GUIDE SCREAMS, "ZOMG!!! HOUSE IS IN LOVE!!!" IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF THE FUCKING BITCHES ON HOUSE WERE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE. (EXCEPT FOR CUDDY. I LOVE CUDDY. AND I WASN'T BEING MEAN WHEN I CALLED ALL THE WOMEN ON THE SHOW BITCHES; I REALLY MEANT IT. THE WOMEN ON THE SHOW ALWAYS ACT LIKE BITCHES.)

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF NO ONE RECOGNISING WILSON'S POTENTIAL AS A LOVE INTEREST. I WOULDN'T CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE FUCKING "LOVE" TALK IF THEY INCLUDED WILSON IN IT, BUT THEY DON'T. WHY? BECAUSE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS SO DAMN HOMOPHOBIC I COULD VOMIT. IT SHOWS EXACTLY HOW FAR WE HAVE TO GO AS A CULTURE WHEN SOMEONE WHO, ARGUABLY, IS THE MOST POPULAR AND MOST LIKELY CHOICE AS THE LOVE INTEREST OF A GODDAMN MAIN TELEVISION CHARACTER IS REGARDED AS A JOKE OR NOT CONSIDERED AT ALL SIMPLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT BOTH CHARACTERS HAPPEN TO BE MALE.

I THOUGHT THE USA WAS A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EQUAL. IF THAT'S TRUE, AND IF OUR MEDIA IS AS "LIBERAL" AS EVERYONE SAYS IT IS, THEN WHY THE HELL IS HOMOSEXUALITY STILL SO FUCKING TABOO? HOMOSEXUALITY HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, AND IT'S NOT GOING AWAY, PEOPLE. SOMEDAY, THERE'S GONNA BE A GAY LEAD CHARACTER ON TELEVISION, AND I HONESTLY DON'T SEE WHY HOUSE COULDN'T POTENTIALLY BE THAT CHARACTER. IT WOULD BE A POSITIVE STEP FORWARD FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, AND THE SHOW WOULD DEFINITELY GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

WHAT ALL MY ANGRY RAMBLING BOILS DOWN TO IS, THEY NEED TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER WILSON AS A LOVE INTEREST FOR HOUSE. IT'S LIKE THE GOVERNMENT WITH THE WAR IN IRAQ: THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WANT IT TO END, YET THEY CONTINUE ON. IN THIS CASE, THE MAJORITY OF VIEWERS INVOLVED IN THE HOUSE "SHIPPER WARS", AT LEAST ACCORDING TO POLLS, FAVOUR HOUSE/WILSON, YET THE WRITERS AND MEDIA KEEP TRYING TO HOOK BOTH OF THEM UP WITH WOMEN. (I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WILSON WITH CUTTHROAT BITCH? COME ON!) ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING IS PISSING A BUNCH OF US OFF, AND I, FOR ONE, HAVE HAD IT.

'CAUSE DAMMIT, WILSON NEEDS LOVE, TOO, AND I THINK PAST EXPERIENCE TELLS THAT HE CAN'T MAKE IT WORK WHEN IT'S WITH A VAGINA.

IN CLOSING, MAY I JUST SAY THAT I HOPE TV GUIDE EATS A BIG STEAMING PILE OF SHIT AND DROPS DEAD.

I have finally got off my ass and posted a fic! It's called "The Princeton-Plainsboro House Saw Massacre," and it's a horror movie parody starring everyone's favorite slash couple, House and Wilson. I posted it over at ff.net, because LJ was being a bitch about word limits and I got tired of trying to put it up here.

Here's the link: The Princeton-Plainsboro House Saw Massacre

If you'd come back and leave comments after you read it (if you read it), I would be quite a happy person.

I'm working on a "movie poster" to go along with the story, but don't hold your breath; I'm sloooooooooow.

Well, I just posted a reply to TV Guide's resident troll Ausiello's "EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS OF HOUSE'S NEW VAGINA-HAVING LOVE INTEREST, HOLY SHIT!" If you'd prefer to see it on the site, it's on, like, page 7 of the comments, I think. If you can't wait to see what my sleep-deprived, maniac-depressive mind came up with, here it is!


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Wow, the heading "House Falls for Ugly Actress" really speaks volumes.

Yes, we the loyal House fandom, are all wishing for House to hook up with the next random female guest star that comes sauntering his way. Jesus Christ, Ausiello, whenever anything female gets near House, you always seem to scream, "LOVE INTEREST!" What's your deal?

I find it endlessly puzzling why House/Wilson is without question the strongest ship on House and yet it gets the least attention from the mainstream media folks such as yourself. Read articles that mention anything concerning House and love, and it's, "CAMERON, CUDDY, RANDOM FEMALE GUEST STAR!" with no mention of the Wilson possibility unless it's being used as a joke. It's 2007, incase anyone missed the memo; there's this thing nowadays called homosexual relationships. (Well, actually, homosexuality has been around since the dawn of time, but only now is it becoming more and more accepted by western society and it's hardcore Christian "values.")

There is undoubtedly physical attraction to Cuddy on House's part (and I wouldn't blame him; she's hot). But people seem to take the fact that House hasn't got laid in a while and then jump to the idea that he falls in love with every woman he sees. NEWSFLASH: It's not love; the man is just horny.

While House has emotional attachment to Cuddy, there is definitely none to Cameron. He has never really bothered to know anything about Cameron's business, other than to use it to mock her or just get the answer to why she behaves in certain ways. With Wilson and Cuddy, on the other hand, House displays very noticeable jealousy, trying his damnedest to end any sort of relationship Cuddy or Wilson are in/may be in. And it definitely sends strong signals when you are involved in the demise of your friend's marriages, as House was with Wilson. There's more than friendship-neediness when that happens. I mean, I'm clingy as hell to my friends, but I've never broken anyone up.

And now House is on a mighty crusade to break up the non-relationship relationship between Wilson and Cuddy, which he unwittingly started by giving Wilson the play tickets. Many speculate on whether it's because House wants Cuddy to himself or Wilson to himself. No matter what anyone may believe in regards to that matter, it's undeniable that Cameron doesn't seem to be on House's mind. The House/Cameron shippers may disagree, but it's quite hard to believe that House was really going home and weeping into his pillow over his poor little love-struck fellow doing the nasty with his pretty little golden-haired fellow. (I won't even begin to comment on how ignorant the idea that the kiss Cameron manipulated House into just to draw his blood was a sign of their "true love for one another, OMG!")

Many of the females guest-starring on the show (and Cameron as well) that people have been quick to pair House up with are young enough to be his daughter, for God's sake. This isn't to say House would never grab any of them for a quick shag; as I said earlier, the man is sexually deprived. But someone like House, who has an incredibly hard time trusting and caring for people, certainly wouldn't choose a person half his age to become emotionally and physically involved with.

House has emotional attachments to Wilson and Cuddy, making them, in my point of view, the most believable characters for House to have a relationship with, and--I'm not saying this because it is the ship that I myself sail aboard--to an ever higher degree, Wilson. There is an extreme emotional bond there (no matter how awkwardly House may show it), as well as an extreme trust, which has been shown on numerous occasions to be reciprocated by Wilson. They both have many of the same personality traits, such as a somewhat jaded view of the world and its workings, and a dark sense of humor. It is not unusual for friendships such as the one House and Wilson share to progress into something more, and I believe that the House writers can pull off that progression.

People who work on the show--including Hugh Laurie himself--have said that a House/Wilson pairing is believable. Why is the idea so hard for you, Ausiello, and your media comrades to accept? It boggles my mind.

What all my rambling boils down to is this: a House/Wilson romantic relationship on the show is not unbelievable, and shouldn't be brushed off as some silly, laughable concept. Just because it may not be accepted by the Christian right doesn't mean that it's wrong. Love comes in all shapes, sizes, and sexes; even though Wilson may be a very stark contrast to the shape, size, and sex of Cuddy or Cameron, there's nothing to say that he couldn't be House's perfect match.

Just give the House/Wilson ship some thought before being so quick to brush it off, okay?
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Suck my non-existent cock, Ausiello.

My mom died last week. I've been totally fucked up and crying and not sleeping, and today was the first day I felt like getting on the net. And what do I find there? People making fun of me. Hooray.

Fuck everyone. Except those who are nice to me--I love you.

I draw a lot of pics. In eighth grade, I won most talented, and a couple years ago, a drawing I did of Rancid won second place in the county art contest (though many people said I should have gotten first, and I should have, dammit!)

Anyhoo, I hadn't drawn anything in a long time, 'cause it takes me usually about a week to complete serious portraits I do. But the other night, while watching my Beavis and Butt-Head DVDs, I decided to draw a pic. A pic of Greggy and Jimmy, in a... suggestive... position. It's based on the excellent photo manip wallpaper done by o_tsuki_o, which you can get here, if you haven't seen it already.

I started the drawing watching Beavis and Butt-Head. I finished it 13 hours later (a record for me!) listening to Wilson's moving rendition of the poem that old lady wrote for House. ("...leaves me raw..." God, it's fun hearing Wilson say that.)

Well, I did the best I could on it. Here it is. Enjoy!









You know what's funny? The first time my friend Ashley watched House, the first thing out of her mouth when she saw House and Wilson was, "Are they gay?!" I'm proud to say that she is now a proud House/Wilson shipper as well. :) And my drawing turned her on...

Toodles!

I just found this on Yahoo! Answers. It thoroughly pissed me off. Thought I'd share my anger with everyone.


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Why is alot of people shipping House/Wilson?? Is USA turning into a homosexual nation???
on House MD


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

Because this is a screwed up world, and since the two of them have failed romantic relationships and one rough friendship, people think they fit together. >_>


Asker's Rating:
i agree...perverted world....


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I think a better question is, why are so many people bitching that a lot of fans are shipping House/Wilson? So we think the two of them would be a good couple; why should anyone care?

I find it odd that it's okay for lesbians to be on TV, yet when it's two guys getting together, it's considered obscene and wrong. Double standard, anyone?

Whatever the case, I'd much rather see House/Wilson than House/Cameron. House/Cameron is just... wrong. **shudders**

Is the USA turning into a homophobic nation? Oh, yeah, I forgot. It *is* a homophobic nation.

GRRRR!!!!

This is really stupid but vaguely amusing. Okay, I have about 15,000 pictures on my computer. With so much time and pics on my hands, I like to screw around with 'em every once in a while. One of my favourite things to do is called "Fun Facts." The following "Fun Fact" pic is the result of me being really bored at about five in the morning yesterday. You have been warned.



















See? Stupid but vaguely amusing.

Okay, whoever the hell is writing "House" is pissing me off. I just found out Wilson is the one who is supposed to betray House next week, and Robert Sean Leonard says that after this Tritter stuff is over, House and Wilson's relationship will be "different." Unless by "different" he means "House and Wilson will be screwing each other's brains out," different is not good!

If they don't get rid of that fucking cop and get House and Wilson back to normal, someone's ass is going down! House and Wilson's friendship is one of the best things about the show. No one else on the show has a relationship like those two, and the problems between them lately is bullshit!

I think it's a conspiracy. Like, I dunno... Maybe since the people who own Fox are so fucking conservative, they heard about a lotta fans wanting something sexual to happen between House and Wilson and freaked. So they were like, "House writer people, you gotta make those two not be friends anymore. Then House can get with Cameron and have a comepletely nice, good, heterosexual relationship. Buwahahahahahaha!" If House gets with Cameron, I'll fucking throw up!

Grrr! Dammit, David Shore better get his show's shit straightened out or I'm gonna find him and kick him in the balls. Then I'm gonna go find Hugh Laurie and make sweet, passionate, freaky love to him. And when we're finished, I'm gonna bitch some more!

QUIT WITH THE HOUSE-WILSON-FRIENDS-NO-MORE SHIT, HOUSE WRITERS!!!!!!!

GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph

Okay... I love slash stories. Maybe too much. Especially those with lil' Timmy Armstrong in 'em. But if I see one more story with Tim and ANY member of My Chemical Romance, I WILL KILL!!! That's fuckin' gross! Beautiful, sexy Tim Armstrong with the poor man's Michael Jackson (aka Gerard Way)?! NO!!! Just... NO!!!!!!

Sorry 'bout the anger. It just pisses me off.

People need to do more Tim/Lars stories. I'm tired of makin' up my own to amuse myself.

Once again, though-- NO MORE TIM WITH MCR!!!